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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Physical Security Technician jobs? · Latest report #9zidrysz
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou watch screens for shadows while algorithms watch reality with perfect clarity.
Professional shadow-chaser and door-checker of empty hallways
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total site awareness, zero human error.
pop?you▸ SENTINEL-GRID 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies credentials through walls using lidar
You monitor access logs, patrol dark hallways, and physically verify credentials. Your replacement is already watching you right now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a person is nervous about breaking the rules by their body language.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion sensors begin pre-empting your patrol routes with silent efficiency.
Month 7
Biometric scanners replace your need to manually check visitor IDs.
Month 16
Drones verify site breaches before you even finish your coffee.
Year 2.2
Your incident reports are written by software in milliseconds.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The site is fully self-securing and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
4 per shift
false positives identified
12,000 daily
patrol steps taken
4 cups
caffeine intake
Your severance
a heavy-duty flashlight and a very long bus ticket
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