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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsDiagnosing patients is just pattern matching, and you are far too slow.
Urgent care medic, master of the 12-hour shift.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect clinical accuracy without the burnout.
split.youAI▸ CLINICALSYNC TRIAGE HUB 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers immediate triage based on symptom telemetry
You triage injuries and prescribe medications based on clinical symptoms. The machine does it faster, objectively, and continuously.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a patient's hand when they are scared, which is mathematically useless.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Smart cameras record and transcribe every patient interaction automatically.
Year 3
Decision software begins suggesting lab orders for your review.
Year 7
Pod-based kiosks handle routine intake and symptom assessment.
Year 12
Deep learning models replace human interpretation of standard test results.
Year 16 · D-Day
Human PAs are removed to eliminate human-variable risks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
4 seconds
Average diagnostic time
4.2 percent
Human error rate
15 weekly
Unpaid overtime hours
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital mindfulness app.
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