Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Physician Researcher jobs? · Latest report #uckscznf
Your job has an expiration date
September 29, 2057
In 31 yearsYour clinical intuition is just a slow, expensive pattern-matching algorithm.
Clinical academic balancing grant writing and ward duties.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Diagnosis without the waiting room small talk.
wheee!you▸ CLINICALNODE PRO▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 31 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes genomic data in milliseconds
You spend days juggling patient rounds, teaching rounds, and analyzing complex clinical datasets for medical research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a dying patient's hand with actual human intent and presence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
AI systems begin writing all patient notes from live audio.
Year 4
Algorithms identify scan anomalies faster than any human radiologist.
Year 11
Smart modules take over resident supervision and standard instruction.
Year 21
Machines generate and test hypotheses without waiting for human input.
Year 31 · D-Day
Human physician oversight is limited to rubber-stamping machine-generated treatment plans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Zero
Research papers hallucinated
99.9 Percent
Patient empathy simulation
None
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our health-tracking watch.
Discussion
