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Your job has an expiration date
March 24, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsGrant applications are just bad poetry that machines write faster anyway.
Tenure-tracked architect of invisible light and broken promises.
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Publishing papers before you can finish coffee.
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secures recurring grant funding every fiscal cycle
You juggle complex nanophotonics research, grant writing, lab supervision, and undergraduate teaching. We are automating the research pipeline and the lectures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the laser alignment failed in front of angry students.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate and submit grant applications with higher success rates than your current pipeline.
Month 7
Interactive avatars replace undergraduate lectures using your syllabus and personalized data-driven feedback loops.
Month 16
Robotic cells handle all cleanroom laser alignment and fiber optic coupling with sub-micron precision.
Year 2.2
Automated agents write, peer-review, and publish your nanophotonics research papers without human intervention.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The institution reallocates your office space to a server farm and notifies your alumni network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 percent
Grant success rate
instant
Paper rejection speed
low
Lecture attendance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our peer-review simulator.
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