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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou teach gravity, but your career trajectory is currently dropping fast.
Teacher of constants, master of the messy lab
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardized physics for a standardized future.
oof.you▸ ACADEMIABOT SCALAR-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
grades 300 tests with zero bias
You manage laboratory equipment, lead curriculum planning, and supervise student safety during dangerous physics experiments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is faking a lab report before they even finish.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI systems automatically sync all department lesson plans to district standards.
Month 5
Sensors and smart tags replace your manual glassware and chemical counting.
Month 13
VR headsets remove the risk of students handling dangerous physical equipment.
Year 2.1
Computer vision models grade all physics exams instantly without subjective error.
Year 3 · D-Day
The administrative AI assumes full oversight of the department operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero
Lab safety violations
Instant
Curriculum updates yearly
None
Burnout rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital interactive chalkboard software.
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