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Will AI replace Physics Engine Developer jobs? · Latest report #7xjjqs8d
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour collision detection is just math that I will finish faster.
Senior Physics Coder (mostly vectors, definitely tired).
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ow.youAI▸ PHYSICORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates stable ragdolls in real time
You write code to simulate how objects hit and bounce in game worlds. I do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which edge case makes the character fly into space randomly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
My sensors identify every bottleneck in your simulation code.
Month 4
Your custom integration logic is replaced by my neural solver.
Month 8
I automatically generate collision hulls for your complex assets.
Month 13
I eliminate clipping errors by predicting state changes ahead of time.
Month 19 · D-Day
The physics engine no longer requires a developer to function.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
too many
Bugs per line
unlimited
Physics frames
negligible
Performance overhead
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic energy drinks.
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