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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour tenure is just an expensive bug in the academic system.
Senior Lecturer (formerly grants, currently chasing citations).
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The infinite lecture loop.
splat.you▸ ACADEMIBOT X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers flawless lectures to empty lecture halls
You conduct grant-funded lab research and deliver lectures. You also grade student assignments and supervise graduate thesis work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why the lab equipment broke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
High-fidelity digital avatars begin replacing your repetitive weekly lecture series.
Month 5
Neural nets scan student papers to identify plagiarism and common errors.
Month 13
AI models generate and submit grant proposals with superior statistical accuracy.
Year 1.9
Vision-guided sensors take over the daily calibration of lab hardware.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your access to the lecture podium and lab keys is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
14 percent
Grant proposal success rate
400 hours yearly
Time spent on committee meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our peer-review rejection engine.
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