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Will AI replace Physics Research Fellow jobs? · Latest report #yb5sagzu
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour peer-reviewed papers are just training data for my next update.
Still waiting for the Nobel committee to notice you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the pursuit of fundamental truths.
oof.youAI▸ JILA-SYNAPSE 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes quantum states without caffeine jitters
You chase anomalies in laser spectroscopy and cryogenics. You manage lab setups that break whenever you turn away.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why the vacuum leak stopped when you kicked the side panel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Smart sensors begin identifying the source of your daily noise.
Month 5
An AI drafts your grant applications better than your PI.
Month 13
Vision-guided arms take over mirror alignment during your sleep.
Year 2.2
The machine correlates your anomaly data into perfect publishable papers.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The lab runs itself and you are invited to explore industry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Excessive
Coffee-to-data ratio
99 percent
Calibration time saved
Infinite
Funding grant rejections
Your severance
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