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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy calculating the infinite while our servers simulate the results faster.
Theoretical physicist with a penchant for long-odds math.
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Solving physics before you finish your coffee.
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derives new physical laws during power cycles
You hypothesize models for multiverses and run complex simulations to test your theories on high-performance compute clusters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a flawed hypothesis with enough charisma to get funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software starts cleaning your raw simulation data automatically.
Month 4
The AI begins auto-generating hypotheses based on known physics patterns.
Month 10
Algorithms write better grant proposals than your entire department combined.
Month 16
The cluster optimizes its own code to skip your manual debugging.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine confirms the theory of everything without needing your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
89 percent
Grant proposal rejection rate
14 days
Average simulation runtime
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