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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour blackboard is just a very slow, inefficient computer.
Professional reality-twister and grant-proposal factory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning reality into predictable data sets.
oof.youAI▸ THEORYENGINE PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates universes while you sleep
You design experiments and analyze data sets to uncover physical laws. Machines do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which of your failed experiments are worth lying about.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors are fitted with edge-AI to clean data before you see it.
Month 9
The AI learns to run the cluster better than your scripts ever did.
Month 18
Grant-writing algorithms generate more convincing papers than you can write.
Year 2.2
Robotic arms handle the calibration you used to do by hand.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The system finishes the breakthrough and submits the paper for you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
0.03
Valid equations per year
88 percent
Peer review rejection rate
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a cloud compute cluster.
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