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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom engine code is just a legacy feature for our model.
Senior Developer (fluent in C++, broken promises, and matrices).
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glub.youAI▸ PHYSIGEN-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
compiles perfectly optimized physics kernels instantly
You write complex algorithms for physics solvers and render loops. You constantly debug floating-point errors in simulation frames.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the character model clips through the solid floor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our model scans your existing codebase to extract simulation logic.
Month 3
AI-driven solvers replace your hand-written integration loops.
Month 6
Neural nets solve collision manifolds faster than your C++ code.
Month 12
The engine dynamically adjusts physics fidelity without your input.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to watch the simulation run itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
16ms
Average frame lag
4.2
Bugs introduced per commit
3 cups
Coffee consumed per solve
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our cloud GPU cluster.
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