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Will AI replace Physics Undergrad Student jobs? · Latest report #88g7fvxk
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November 22, 2026
In 4 weeksPaying thousands to learn math that a calculator already masters daily.
Honours student currently debating the futility of everything.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Degree completion without the student loan interest.
toast.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
solves complex equations while you sleep
You spend your days solving abstract textbook problems and failing to calculate the real world correctly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the joy in a beautiful derivation on a dusty chalkboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
AI summaries replace the need to attend boring 8 a.m. sessions.
Day 10
Algorithms solve your homework before you even open the book.
Week 3
Simulations replace physical lab hours with perfect, repeatable data.
Week 4
The machine generates your thesis while you ponder existence.
Week 4 · D-Day
The degree is auto-issued by a server and your role ends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Excessive
Average caffeine consumption
Statistical noise
Probability of passing finals
Too high
Debt accrued per semester
Your severance
A warm handshake and a very heavy textbook.
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