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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYou measure human output until the machines outperform the humans.
Turning sweat into spreadsheets since graduation.
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Quantifying your biological ceiling with cold efficiency.
oof.youAI▸ BIOMETRIC-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates heart rate zones in real time
You track oxygen consumption and metabolic responses during exercise. You interpret data to improve human athletic or clinical performance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an athlete is mentally holding back during a grueling test.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable sensors start feeding raw data directly to our cloud.
Month 8
Software interprets the metabolic data without needing your manual input.
Month 16
Arm-equipped stations handle the blood draws and treadmill pacing.
Year 2.2
AI predicts results better than your manual analysis ever could.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The lab is fully autonomous and no longer requires human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
Unlimited
Oxygen uptake samples per hour
High
Human error rate
Four
Coffee breaks per shift
Your severance
A treadmill that only goes at 15 miles per hour.
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