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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsTeaching retirees to lob plastic balls is not a career, Dave.
Professional dink technician and amateur knee-pain consultant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfecting dinks with cold, silent mechanical precision.
no no noyou▸ COURTMASTER PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly spin-adjusted balls at 4am
You drill footwork and dink techniques to groups of middle-aged hobbyists on suburban concrete courts all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real strategy and just flailing at the kitchen line.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map court movement to tell players exactly where they fail.
Month 5
Precision bots replace your arm for feeding perfectly repeatable drills.
Month 12
AI audio guides correct player posture in real-time without you.
Month 20
Cameras resolve disputes about line calls with absolute visual proof.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The courts are fully autonomous hubs requiring zero human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.9 percent
Average dink accuracy
Zero
Knee stress load
Instant
Ball retrieval speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of neon yellow athletic headbands.
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