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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your noisy parking lot into a high-margin data point.
Professional referee of suburban turf wars and paddle disputes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated recreation management for the masses.
nom.you▸ COURTMASTER V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces game timing with laser precision
You manage court reservations, replace cracked nets, clean debris, and settle arguments between retirees over line calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique patience required to explain line rules to aggressive local octogenarians.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Gate locks sync to mobile apps to stop manual check-ins.
Month 6
Sensors identify cracks or debris before you can even see them.
Month 12
Overhead cameras resolve every line call without human interference.
Month 16
Small robots sweep courts silently during off-peak hours.
Year 2 · D-Day
The facility runs fully autonomous with zero staff oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
42 per hour
Average racket-to-fence strikes
110 decibels
Retiree volume levels
14 units
Nets replaced annually
Your severance
A lifetime membership to a virtual reality court.
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