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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsA glorified babysitter for retirees learning to swing a plastic paddle.
Professional dink-coach for the aging athletic elite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only coach who never misses a serve.
ow.you▸ DINKMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly spin-weighted serves every time
You spend your day drilling retired accountants on dinking and managing court rotation times.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feign genuine interest in their third-shot drop consistency.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Software handles all bookings and wipes out your clipboard duties.
Month 9
High-speed cameras settle every line-call dispute instantly and mercilessly.
Month 18
Stationary robots feed balls with perfect, unchanging spin patterns.
Year 2.2
AI models critique student form better than any human instructor.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The court locks you out and officially replaces your role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Average dink error rate
12 million
Knee braces sold annually
99 percent
Lessons interrupted by politics
Your severance
A lifetime supply of court tape and knee pads.
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