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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour flaky crust is no match for a calibrated hydraulic press.
Artisan fluter of dough, watcher of ovens.
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Perfect golden crimps, zero burnt fingers.
oof.youAI▸ CRUSTMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
crimps four edges simultaneously with thermal precision
You knead dough, prepare fruit fillings, and crimp crusts by hand. The oven timer dictates your entire life.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when the pastry is ready just by the feel of the dough.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your exact mixing ratios to a central database.
Month 6
Conveyor belts replace your bench work with high-speed rolling.
Month 16
Vision-guided piston arms seal the edges with perfect uniformity.
Year 2.5
AI-controlled heat zones eliminate the need for manual monitoring.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen unit begins full autonomous production of all varieties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
2.4mm
Average crust thickness variation
Weekly
Burn frequency
12
Pies per hour
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm frozen apple pies.
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