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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour specialized talent for animal panic is becoming a legacy feature.
Professional grappler of sentient bacon and mud enthusiast.
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Firm handling without the mud, sweat, or squeals.
oof.you▸ PORCINECONTROL UNIT-V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
secures 500 pound hogs with zero effort
You chase, corner, and physically grapple unruly livestock for medical procedures or transport. It is essentially high-intensity mud wrestling with significantly worse pay.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a pig decides to bolt through a gap.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the enclosure to identify every potential escape route and soft mud trap.
Month 5
Vision models predict flight patterns to herd animals into corners without human physical intervention.
Month 15
Custom robotic arms deploy automated hydraulic chutes to secure animals without the need for grappling.
Year 2.3
Swarm-bot units replace manual herding using low-frequency sound pulses to guide livestock into transport.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire process is fully automated with no human presence required within the enclosure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
82%
Average mud-to-man ratio
110dB
Squeal decibel endurance
4 per hour
Tackle efficiency
Your severance
One complimentary rubberized suit and a dry towel.
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