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October 15, 2053
In 27 yearsChasing birds in public parks is a niche biological security error.
Urban wildlife enthusiast with a net and a dream.
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Total airspace management, no feathers attached.
toast.youAI▸ AVIANVOID 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks flight patterns through complex architecture
You track avian movement through urban environments and use nets or traps to manage park infestations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can anticipate the flight path of a bird based on wind and fear.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors identify high-traffic avian landing zones for precise baiting.
Year 3.3
Miniature drones replace physical net deployment in city squares.
Year 10
Chemical signals clear zones without the need for physical capture.
Year 16
Nanotech building coatings render urban ledges permanently un-landable.
Year 27 · D-Day
The city is now officially a bird-free, human-managed zone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2
Birds tagged per hour
118
Public complaints lodged
62%
Net integrity percentage
Your severance
One high-end birdhouse and a compass.
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