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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour job is just planning meetings about where the springs go.
Strategist of the reformer, architect of the stretch.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing core engagement through sheer algorithm.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWSTATE PLANNER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire equipment shipment lifecycle
You track studio equipment roadmaps, negotiate with manufacturing suppliers, and attend endless strategy meetings about grip-sock material variants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a reformer spring has lost its specific, subtle resistance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI copies every single one of your past roadmap meeting notes.
Month 4
Smart software talks directly to factory machines to optimize manufacturing.
Month 10
Vision models evaluate equipment prototypes faster than your eyes ever could.
Month 15
The AI generates business growth plans without asking for your input.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system locks you out and officially replaces your strategic role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
Sprint meetings endured
12
Roadmap changes per week
99%
Supply chain headaches
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-slip grip socks.
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