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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour career is quite literally the definition of soft targets.
Professional sleeper-companion with a very niche thermal skill.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of human body heat dependence.
split.youAI▸ TOASTYREST 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
maintains consistent warmth without sweating
You spend the night ensuring bed linens are at a premium thermal comfort level. It is over.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a human presence that a silicon-wrapped heating element cannot replicate.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Embedded thermal sensors replace your manual temperature checking.
Month 20
Programmable heating elements handle the warmth distribution task.
Year 2.5
Clients adjust their own pillow warmth via smartphone sliders.
Year 3.3
You are removed from the bedroom to improve sleep hygiene.
Year 4 · D-Day
The heating pods go live and you become a memory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
37 Celsius
Average pillow temperature
6 occurrences
Sleep disruption per night
Sub-optimal
Thermal efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm electric blankets.
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