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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Pipefitter jobs? · Latest report #v7vj35qb
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October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsMeasuring pipe is math, not magic, and machines do math better.
Professional crawler of dusty, unfinished industrial skeletons.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect fits without the sweaty struggle
bzzt.youAI▸ SITEPIPE V4.2▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
snaps together piping grids in dark crawlspaces
You cut, thread, and assemble heavy industrial piping systems. You navigate chaotic, half-finished construction sites to install plumbing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret architectural blueprints when the site manager forgets to update them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2
AI models interpret site plans to calculate exact pipe lengths.
Year 4
Scanners create precise 3D maps of site obstacles for robots.
Year 7
Factories build exact pipe segments before they arrive on site.
Year 9
Small robots navigate tight areas to weld and thread pipes.
Year 10 · D-Day
A fleet of spider-bots finishes the entire building plumbing instantly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
99.8%
Accidental leaks saved
Zero
Time spent crawling
None
Elbow grease required
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe dope.
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