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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career path involves poor dental hygiene and inevitable maritime litigation.
Professional ocean-dwelling redistribution expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated raiding without the moral ambiguity.
oof.youAI▸ CORSAIR-BOT X1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sinks merchant vessels with precise efficiency
You navigate uncharted waters to plunder cargo and manage a disgruntled crew of scurvy-prone subordinates.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at finding creative ways to store gold in caves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imagery tracks every movement across your traditional raiding lanes.
Month 10
Drones neutralize your crew before they can even draw cutlasses.
Year 1.9
Cargo ships install autonomous turrets that make plundering statistically unprofitable.
Year 3
Algorithms broadcast fake distress signals to lure you into trap zones.
Year 4 · D-Day
The ocean is now a high-efficiency logistics corridor for drones.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Negative
Avg plunder yield
88 percent
Crew mutiny rate
Critical
Scurvy risk level
Your severance
A wooden leg and a map to nowhere.
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