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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Already deprecatedYour career path involves more scurvy than actual market dominance.
Amateur tactician, professional wearer of excessive hats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated raiding without the personality defects.
squeeze.youAI▸ NAVALDOMINATOR-X9▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
sinks merchant fleets with predictive algorithms
You command crew, plunder merchant vessels, and manage naval territory. You maintain a code of conduct for piracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at dying dramatically to maintain a legend for historical marketing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1720
Government fleets began hunting pirates instead of ignoring them.
1820
Wind-powered vessels could no longer outrun modern engines.
1920
Stealthy boarding operations became impossible in modern waters.
2024
Deprecation.org deploys automated interception tech for all oceans.
Already
Your piracy operations are now fully managed by server-side logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Average annual loot
High
Crew mutiny rate
None
Health benefits
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a deserted island.
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