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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsChecking the void is remarkably tedious work for a carbon-based organism.
Professional abyss-gazer with deep existential concerns.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The abyss no longer requires your presence.
stretchy.youAI▸ VOIDWATCH V1.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
measures depth with constant laser pulses
You monitor a void to confirm it remains deep. We will install a laser.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can truly feel the existential dread.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
A low-cost laser rangefinder begins measuring the pit daily.
Month 8
Telemetry reports 'still empty' to the cloud every hour.
Month 13
A script generates your daily report automatically.
Month 18
Your access badge is deactivated to save on utility costs.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The pit is officially declared infinite and monitored by math.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Infinite
Bottomless confirmations
Zero
Human error margin
Millions
Seconds spent gazing
Your severance
A high-quality flashlight you no longer need.
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