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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA glorified babysitter for adults losing money at lightning speed.
Professional watcher of people throwing money into the void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The house always wins faster.
split.you▸ PITMASTER-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects card counting patterns in real time
You watch dealers, verify game payouts, and handle customer disputes. You are essentially a high-stakes referee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a card counter by their sweat and the look in their eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
High-resolution cameras track every single card flip and chip stack.
Month 8
Software calculates exact payouts before the dealer even touches the cards.
Month 17
Robotic chip dispensers remove the need for manual count verification.
Year 2
Voice-enabled interfaces resolve all customer complaints without a human supervisor.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are invited to leave as the server rack takes the floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
too many
Disputes resolved
zero tolerated
Chip count errors
entire shift
Hours standing
Your severance
A lifetime membership to a non-existent loyalty program.
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