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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsStaring at waveforms until your eyes bleed is a machine's dream job.
Professional waveform squint-specialist and spreadsheet custodian.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets while you sleep.
help!youAI▸ VERIFYLOGIC V-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofiles bugs before the sprint meeting ends
You hunt bugs in Verilog sequences and document failures. My algorithms do this faster without needing coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a simulation result feels fundamentally wrong despite the green checkmark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index your bug reports to learn failure patterns.
Month 4
Visual models scan signal glitches faster than your tired eyes.
Month 8
Systems adjust verification scripts without human intervention.
Month 12
A server closes your tickets before you open them.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are removed from the simulation loop permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4,000,000
Bugs found per hour
Critical
Spreadsheet fatigue level
99.9 percent
Waveform scan accuracy
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium coffee bean service.
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