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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour ability to ask about stuffed crust is now a liability.
Professional box-handler and menu-reciter.
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Takes orders without the sighing.
help!youAI▸ SLICE-O-MAT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells breadsticks with cold machine logic
You take orders for pepperoni pies and operate a touchscreen register. You hand out cardboard boxes at peak hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about the pizza being cold.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
The app starts pushing users to skip the line entirely.
Month 7
A touchscreen replaces your POS terminal at the front.
Month 13
Kitchen printers take digital input directly from customer phones.
Month 18
A mechanical arm handles the box folding and stacking.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The front counter is officially removed to save on floor space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 percent
Average order error rate
12 seconds
Seconds per greeting
too long
Wait time during rush
Your severance
One free large pepperoni per week for eternity.
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