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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour dough-tossing days end when the conveyor belt wins.
Professional dough-slinger and box-folder extraodinaire.
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toast.youAI▸ SLICEBOT 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
slaps pepperoni in perfect grid patterns
You stretch dough, apply sauce and cheese, and monitor conveyor ovens. Then you box pizzas for walk-in customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still scrape the burnt cheese off the oven grate by hand.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Customer screens take orders so you stop talking to them.
Month 5
Vision systems drop pepperoni without your clumsy human thumbs.
Month 13
A robotic arm stretches your dough into perfect uniform circles.
Year 2.2
Smart ovens self-clean and adjust heat based on internal sensors.
Year 3 · D-Day
The gantry unit finishes your shift and never goes home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
2 seconds
Average sauce spread speed
too many
Dough pucks wasted
perfect
Oven temperature consistency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm bread sticks.
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