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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsHuman eyes are expensive tools for keeping pepperoni inside the crust.
The blade-wielder who knows the cheese stretch.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Geometry that never slips.
no no noyou▸ SLICEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
slices sixty pies before the timer rings
You slice round pies into perfect wedges using a rocker blade while managing high-pressure Friday night queues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge if the cheese is too thin to hold a proper cut.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the center and toppings of every incoming pie.
Month 7
Robotic arms align the blade with mathematical precision every time.
Month 16
Integrated software links the oven belt speed to the cutter.
Year 2.2
Self-cleaning steam jets replace your end-of-shift scrubbing routine.
Year 3 · D-Day
The blades move faster than your eyes can ever follow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
80
Slices per minute
4 percent
Human error rate
Zero
Crust burning incidents
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cardboard pizza boxes.
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