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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a human interface for a database that hates you.
Human router of pepperoni and frustrated phone calls.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only order taker that never misses toppings.
oof.you▸ SLICESERVE 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
routes drivers without needing a bathroom break
You take orders over the phone, coordinate drivers, and bag up pizzas. Your job is a latency-filled buffer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still comfort a customer who realized they ordered anchovies by mistake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
The ordering app links directly to the kitchen display screen.
Month 4
GPS software assigns drivers to zones without any human intervention.
Month 10
A natural language model handles every incoming phone call flawlessly.
Month 16
Touchscreen cabinets replace your presence in the dining room.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The store locks the front desk and removes the point-of-sale terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2 percent
Average order error rate
Low
Driver coordination efficiency
Infinite
Phone call boredom
Your severance
One free large pepperoni pizza with no crust.
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