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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou specialize in herding teenagers who would rather be literally anywhere else.
Professional teen wrangler and pepperoni logistics expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dough discipline through pure cold logic.
bzzt.youAI▸ PIZZAFLOW MANAGER-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes social friction in shift handovers
You manage the flow of pizza orders and herd the teenage staff through shift rotations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a teenage employee is about to quit before they even open their mouth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Auto-generated rosters replace the messy handwritten shift board.
Month 7
Kitchen display screens now optimize task allocation without human intervention.
Month 16
Sensors identify bottlenecks in the pizza assembly process instantly.
Year 2.1
Smart crates trigger restock orders before ingredients run low.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the kitchen and the staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 minutes
Average teenage staff attention span
12 units
Pizza boxes folded per minute
14 percent
Inventory spoilage due to drama
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cold, rejected pepperoni slices.
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