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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour ability to type pepperoni into a terminal is officially obsolete.
Professional button-pusher and customer pacifier.
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Takes orders, keeps quiet, eats nothing.
oof.youAI▸ SLICEBOT KIOSK 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells extra garlic knots at terminal speed
You take customer orders, process cash and card payments, and shout pizza readiness updates at hungry patrons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to complain before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The touchscreen replaces the need for verbal order intake entirely.
Month 6
Coin sorters and bill acceptors remove the need for manual handling.
Month 12
Sensors and text notifications replace the loud shouting of names.
Month 17
Automatic stock tracking triggers orders before shelves run empty.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The kiosk takes over all transactions while you are finally deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
45
Orders processed per hour
High
Average napkin request frequency
3%
Percentage of forgotten orders
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cold leftover crusts.
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