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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to yell at teenagers will be missed by absolutely nobody.
Professional crust-watcher and amateur teen-wrangler.
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Perfect pies without the personnel problems.
no no noyou▸ PIZZAOPS-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes oven heat for maximum crust crunch
You oversee staff shifts, inventory, and dough prep while juggling customer complaints about burnt crusts and cold deliveries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the dough is perfectly proofed just by its texture and smell.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors automatically order toppings when the walk-in fridge gets low.
Month 12
Software assigns shifts based on demand and teen availability.
Year 1.9
Automated sauce-spreaders and dough-stretchers remove the need for manual labour.
Year 2.9
Cameras and AI monitor kitchen safety instead of a manager.
Year 4 · D-Day
The shop runs entirely on autonomous production and delivery systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
42
Average shift yelling count
15kg
Dough wasted per week
94%
Teenager dropout rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of frozen cauliflower-crust pizzas.
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