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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are basically a human QR code with a beverage tray.
Professional plate-shuttler and soda-fountain operator.
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The plate-shifting efficiency your diners deserve.
no no noyouAI▸ SLICESERVE PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hot pies without the awkward chitchat
You shuttle plates from the pizza oven to tables and refill soda glasses. You write down pizza toppings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a first date is going poorly and provide extra napkins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Tabletop tablets handle the ordering so you stop scribbling on pads.
Month 5
Kitchen robots load the pies so human error vanishes from orders.
Month 13
Lidar sensors map the dining room to prevent collisions between humans.
Year 2.1
Wheeled bots take over the long walk from oven to table.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are replaced by a rack-mounted server and a tray-delivery bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
15,000
Steps walked per shift
3 weekly
Accidental soda spills
100 percent
Tips retained by server
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm pepperoni leftovers.
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