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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Placeholder Copywriter jobs? · Latest report #ymaheq5k
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou exist solely to fill space until a template generator arrives.
Professional filler of empty UI containers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating nonsense faster than your human brain.
oof.youAI▸ LORUMIPSUM-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
populates entire web templates in milliseconds
You draft generic filler text for design mockups. The computer does this with a single line of code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look at a layout and know when the copy feels wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
A basic script now generates your filler text instantly.
Week 9
Models now tailor the nonsense to match your brand voice.
Month 3
Software automatically shrinks text to fit any UI container.
Month 5
Design tools remove the need for your copy-paste ritual.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your creative input is officially marked as redundant legacy data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
10000
Words per second
Zero
Coffee consumption
Zero
Original ideas
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic thesaurus.
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