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Already deprecatedBird masks are out, modern medicine is finally in.
Historical reenactor with a dark sense of style.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science is much faster than sweet-smelling vinegar.
blub.you▸ ANTIBIOTIC-DISPENSER 9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
wears a leather mask for style points
They wore heavy robes and masks filled with herbs to treat the Black Death. Truly an antique fashion.
The one thing AI can't do
You were very brave to walk into a house full of rats.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1665
People realize that vinegar doesn't actually stop the bacteria.
1850
City sewers and clean water remove the need for masks.
1928
A single injection does more than a thousand beak sniffings.
1950
Modern hospitals replace home visits from masked figures.
Already
The mask is finally relegated to a museum shelf.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
zero
bird beak efficiency
minus 100%
effective cure rate
questionable
mask smell pleasantness
Your severance
A bouquet of dried lavender and a wooden cane.
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