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Your job has an expiration date
October 3, 2106
In 80 yearsEven entropy has a budget and you are currently over it.
Amateur enthusiast of geological and societal ruin.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Accelerating the heat death, one atom at a time.
split.you▸ ENTROPY-MAX 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 80 YEARSAI's Special Power
accelerates cosmic heat death with zero effort
You facilitate total environmental collapse. It is a slow, messy, and highly unoptimized process.
The one thing AI can't do
You are currently the only entity capable of failing at this quite so impressively.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify your specific contribution to resource depletion.
Month 16
Algorithms determine that your chaos is inefficiently managed.
Year 5
Industrial scrubbers begin reversing your atmospheric footprint.
Year 27
Policy engines override your chaotic decision-making patterns.
Year 80 · D-Day
The planet operates with peak efficiency without your interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001%
Planetary decay rate
Non-existent
Meaningful impact
Infinite
Ego-to-output ratio
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cooling sun.
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