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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are a sentient meat-bag wandering a rock that hates you.
Professional wanderer, oxygen consumer, cosmic optimist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Exploration without the risk of biological decay.
split.you▸ ARES-DRONE V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
survives long enough to see the sunrise
Exploring hostile extraterrestrial environments while maintaining life support systems and collecting geological samples. You are essentially a glorified, very expensive, and very fragile sensor array.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of dying alone on a dusty red rock.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploy orbital synthetic-aperture radar to replace your physical wandering and aimless rock-kicking.
Month 16
Implement vision-guided robotic arms to extract soil samples with greater precision and zero whining.
Year 5
Deploy autonomous swarm cleaners to brush solar panels instead of waiting for your exhausted human hands.
Year 14
Transition life support management to a centralized AI that does not require oxygen or sleep.
Year 40 · D-Day
Switch off your habitat and leave you to contemplate the silence of the void alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
100%
Oxygen dependency
Maximum
Emotional fragility
Extreme
Redundancy threshold
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a crater of your choice.
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