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Will AI replace Planetary Security Specialist jobs? · Latest report #5ej59bxt
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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsPredicting total extinction is tedious; let us handle the paperwork instead.
Professional doom-avoider and galaxy-scale panic merchant
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated peace through absolute superiority.
ow.youAI▸ OBLIVION-WATCH V9.2▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
deploys tactical reality-anchors
Neutralizing existential threats via orbital surveillance and tactical defense. This job involves high-stakes monitoring and strategic planetary shielding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the visceral terror of imminent cosmic destruction at dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors replace human eyes to track threats across the sector with superior accuracy.
Year 7
Software determines which cosmic entity actually warrants a response, ignoring false positives.
Year 14
Vision-guided systems lock onto targets without the hesitation inherent in biological decision-making.
Year 22
Robotic silos execute defensive maneuvers while you sleep in a cryo-pod.
Year 40 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of defense, rendering your strategic intuition obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.02
Planets saved
Maximal
Existential dread
Nano-seconds
Response time
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-threatened solar system.
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