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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMapping the cosmos while sitting in a beige chair, how quaint.
Code architect for celestial bodies and bureaucratic headaches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the solar system without your ego.
sluurp.you▸ COSMOSSCRIPT V9.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates planetary positions at light speed
You build niche software for planetary mapping and orbital math. You manage people, but the code is the boss.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy orbital math code breaks at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers begin parsing your internal documentation for code patterns.
Month 5
Machine agents take over maintenance of your legacy ephemeris modules.
Month 10
The cartography tools are rewritten by agents optimized for speed.
Month 15
An algorithmic scheduler replaces all your team coordination meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the software self-updates permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Infinite
Orbital drift calculation speed
20 minutes
Human coffee break duration
Sub-millimeter
Mapping accuracy
Your severance
A telescope and a one-way ticket to Mars.
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