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October 20, 2034
In 8 yearsA very expensive way to ensure a piece of cloth stays upright.
Professional celestial tourist with a very heavy suitcase.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Flags that stay put without the drama.
splat.you▸ ORBITAL SPIRE 9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
plants flag in vacuum with cold precision
You travel light-years to plant a flag in alien soil. Then you stand there for photos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the profound isolation of being billions of miles from Starbucks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map the planet surface for ideal flag placement zones.
Month 16
Precision landing pods deploy without requiring a life-support system.
Year 3.3
Pneumatic drivers drill and lock poles into alien bedrock.
Year 5
High-res cameras confirm the flag is perfectly vertical for broadcasts.
Year 8 · D-Day
The era of human flag planting is officially deemed statistically inefficient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
Excessive
Average weight of ego
Under 10
Flags planted per lifetime
Billions
Cost per flag plant
Your severance
A commemorative pen and a very long bus ride.
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