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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day making slides for clients who never read them.
Professional slide deck artist and email triage specialist.
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Automated campaign strategy without the office small talk.
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sends perfect campaign emails while you sleep
You draft media plans and manage client emails while pretending the campaign performance metrics are actually good.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually talented at massaging a client's fragile ego after a bad quarter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-filling your boring slide decks with real data.
Month 4
Bots handle your status update threads with cold, robotic efficiency.
Month 8
Software takes over media spend allocation based on performance trends.
Month 13
Your clients stop emailing you and start using the dashboard.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the server takes your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Slides created per week
35
Hours spent in email
15
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one remaining office chair.
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