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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets are just spreadsheets waiting for a better formula.
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split.youAI▸ FORECAST-9000 PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts market crashes before they happen
You build complex financial models and adjust yearly budgets based on vague market trends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull your entire history of spreadsheets into local storage.
Month 5
The AI learns to imitate your specific style of optimism.
Month 10
The machine generates accurate projections while you guess in private.
Month 15
Management begins preferring the machine's clean, unbiased chart style.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system automates all budget cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
12,000
Spreadsheet rows per hour
99 percent
Unnecessary meetings attended
Weekly
Budget variance ignored
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