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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthSpraying liquid kelp isn't a career, it's a glorified garden hose.
Full-time liquid applicator with a passion for soil chemistry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drenching the planet, one acre at a time.
sluurp.you▸ BOTANYBOT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
saturates root zones with optimized liquid blends
Injecting soil with nutrients and spraying liquid treatments to maintain tree, shrub, and lawn vitality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a tree stops fighting back and start soil-side care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Drones scan every leaf and blade of grass for health data.
Month 10
Automated probes calculate the exact nutrient injection needed per tree.
Year 2.2
Guided spray-walkers cover the property without dragging hoses around.
Year 3.3
Soil sensors report real-time absorption rates to the central server.
Year 4 · D-Day
The human sprayer is decommissioned, leaving only the automated grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
8/10
Grit per lawn
42%
Kelp waste factor
High
Sprayer fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium organic kelp extract.
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