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May 21, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSterile agar dishes are just slow-loading data containers for an AI.
Master of agar, guardian of the sterile bench
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Precision cloning without the petri dish mess.
help!youAI▸ CLONEMASTER PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clones thousands of specimens while you sleep
You carefully cut plant sections and place them on nutrient media in sterile glass vials to clone plants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a subtle change in tissue color before the sensors even trigger.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras monitor your contamination rates to identify your weakest movements.
Month 7
Robot arms handle the agar mixing and pouring process perfectly.
Month 16
High-res lenses guide robotic pincers to slice and transfer tissue.
Year 2.1
Automated climate systems adjust for every individual vial's needs.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your lab is fully autonomous and no longer requires human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
near zero
Contamination event rate
800 units
Growth cycles per day
high enough
Human error probability
Your severance
One free sterile hood and a box of pipettes.
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