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Will AI replace Plasma Donor jobs? · Latest report #2wxch3a7
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour iron-rich liquid assets are being targeted for systematic harvesting.
Professional biological resource unit (occasional needle enthusiast).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior extraction without the waiting room.
oof.youAI▸ HEMOTRACK-8000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
maximizes protein density for minimal compensation
You provide biological fluid for cash. Medical centers filter it and separate the plasma for industrial profit.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can tolerate the sound of the centrifuge while hungry.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Biometric sensors replace the paper health history questionnaires.
Month 7
Guided needle-insertion robots handle the difficult vein access.
Month 18
Closed-loop systems bypass the human requirement for rest.
Year 2.8
Automated transport pods move samples without human intervention.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human blood-harvesting operations officially switch to synthetic sources.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
800 milliliters
Average yield per session
45 minutes
Time spent staring at ceiling
100 percent
Cookie consumption efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic glucose wafers.
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