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December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour simulated magnetic confinement is just a more expensive screensaver.
Turbulence researcher, mostly fighting Python scripts and reality.
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Solving fusion stability before you finish coffee.
oof.youAI▸ TOKAMAKSIM-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes magnetic confinement paths overnight
You model turbulent plasma flow in tokamaks using heavy computation. You spend years debugging code for minor result discrepancies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the simulation results contradict the physical reality you observed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents rewrite your inefficient solver scripts into optimized machine code.
Month 5
Pattern-matching models identify instability signatures before you even look at them.
Month 12
Algorithms handle all compute resource requests without waiting for human approval.
Month 19
Generative models produce the papers from your simulation summary data.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The system generates the theory and the proof simultaneously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Infinite
Code debugging hours
40 liters
Coffee intake per paper
1 million
Sim iterations per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud computing credits.
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