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October 21, 2034
In 8 yearsYour trowel is an antique, but the cracks in the wall persist.
Master of the wet-mix and the perpetual dust cloud.
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Spray-on perfection without the humidity
glub.youAI▸ WALLSKIN V4▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
levels walls within ten seconds
You apply wet lime or gypsum to walls and ceilings for a smooth finish. It is messy and slow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a hairline crack and improper substrate prep with one quick, practiced touch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Scanners map every uneven inch of the room in minutes.
Month 15
Consistent liquid polymer blends are delivered through precise automated hoses.
Year 3.8
High-pressure nozzles lay down a perfectly even base coat.
Year 6
Robotic pressure arms replicate the trowel movement at machine speed.
Year 8 · D-Day
The wall is finished, cured, and ready before lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 litres
Average mud slop volume
High
Sanding dust inhalation index
1.5 millimetres
Corner consistency tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of fine-grit sandpaper.
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