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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour lunch meetings are just expensive ways to talk about pellets.
Expert in polymer pricing and tactical steak consumption.
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Closing polymer deals without the steak dinners.
glub.youAI▸ POLYBOT NEGOTIATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
undercuts your best price in milliseconds
You chase procurement leads and negotiate margins on bulk polymer shipments. You hope the market price doesn't crater.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a procurement manager is bluffing about the competition's pricing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your pricing sheets are integrated into our central buyer engine.
Month 4
Customers receive real-time, algorithmic pricing updates directly in their portal.
Month 13
All order management and volume contracts transition to self-serve dashboards.
Year 1.9
Your golf buddies are redirected to a chat-based account interface.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The sales team is decommissioned as the portal handles all negotiations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
14%
Average margin loss
89%
Cold call rejections
2 per month
Golf course visits
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-grade shrink wrap.
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